sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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