It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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