problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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