You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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