I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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