is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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