Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
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