We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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