Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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