i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I need a hoe opinion
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I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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