The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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