sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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