I wanna bring you to show and tell
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
