bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.