You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part