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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.

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• (310): View more from California

  I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.

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