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• (925): View more from California

  is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.

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• (310): View more from California

  she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.

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  Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  How's dating the med student working out for you?

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  After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.

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  A true anatomy project.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.

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