I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.