is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.