Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
