Christians are straight up FREAKS
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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