i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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