margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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