I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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