Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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