what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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