I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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