their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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