Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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