this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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