Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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