yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Everclear isn't food dammit
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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