the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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