all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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