so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
