I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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