Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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