is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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