So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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