I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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