I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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