just tell him i said nine months
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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