i jhust puked up my retainher.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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