cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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