But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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