im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
So vagazzling was a success
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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