Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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