...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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