Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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