Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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