So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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