I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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