I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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