what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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