hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She told me I should be a condom model.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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