Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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