I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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