im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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