We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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