i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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