So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer