Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating