It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic