I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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